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  1. #1
    dan hayes
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    Default castration

    Does anyone know the going rate for castration operation in Santo
    Domingo. How do the rates compare to Mexico or Costa Rica or
    Brazil say. Are the doctors doing them reputable ? Has anyone
    had a bad experience or especially good experience ?

  2. #2
    jerry kiefer
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    Default Re: castration

    boy Dan, for you or a loved one?

  3. #3
    dan hayes
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    Default Re: castration

    For myself - what difference does it make?

  4. #4
    Sonny
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    Uhhh...you forgot the other question...do they charge by the pound,ounce or gram for removal of said objects.

    Mexican Method- Tie a dead bleeding fish around articles you want removed and swim in the open waters of Mexico,be sure to make as much commotion as possible as to attract sharks.
    Advantage-instant removal!
    Disadvantage-Sharks have problems pinpointing objects and usually end up removing all equipment.

    Costa Rica Method- Sleep with another mans wife.
    Advantage-Instant removal accompanied by a lot of yelling.
    Disadvantage- Severe pain.

    Brazilian Method- Rip off any drug dealer
    Advantage-Instant removal
    Disadvantage- Many Brazilian drug dealers carry small calibre weapons which take several shots to remove said objects thus creating extreme pain,excessive bleeding and major discomfort.
    Conclusion-Easier to keep the "boys" and not remove anything.

  5. #5
    Tom F.
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    Default It's hard to stop laughing at this one. *DC*


  6. #6
    Tom F.
    Guest

    Default Agreed *DC*


  7. #7
    scaramooch
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    Dan, you can tie a couple of half hitches around (it) real tight and they will fall off in a couple of days and you will be singing soprano instantly, or you can call a Dominican a (pendejo) and you will get the same result gratis.

  8. #8
    Sonny
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    Default Re: castration

    Dan,when all is said and done and the operation is complete you may feel a little cut off from the rest of us guys.

  9. #9
    John
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    Default Re: castration

    the dominican way would be best those sugar cane workers can swing a mean blade

  10. #10
    ChicacagoChris
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    Default Re: castration

    Then give it to my ex-wife because she acts like she has one already.

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