Good hart felt advise, Hillbilly >>> especially the "beach crap" reference...
I sort of feel a kinship to the "early on" peace corps volunteers in the DR. In 1966 "una Cibaeña" (my young Dominican bride

and I were walking down a back street in "Zona Colonial" when she over heard some one in a door step comment something to the effect " there goes one of those Peace Corps people, what's he doing here?" My new Dominican family thought it was funny and I became "Gringo Peace Corps" Also, one should remember at this time the DR was just recovering from the aftermath of the revolution and there were many (especially in 'ZC') that harbored ill feelings toward the US!
In the early 1970's we (Mrs. CES & our two daughters) had the *** OPPORTUNITY *** to migrate to SDQ and sort of missed the boat, so too speak. (lol

The children were just starting school and learning spanish very quickly, I would even rely on our five year old for some rudimentary translations when we went walking. To make a long story short we didn't make the move and have >>> regretted <<< it ever since. . .
Regards,
. . . CES
ps. . . HB, who knows, if the stars had concurred quite possible we could have been sharing a few Presidents lo these many years. . . Some times you just have too make /take the bold move. . .