Just a little Joke

Here's a little joke to maybe ease things up around here. God knows we need it! I put on my blank tape the other night and turned it up full blast.....the mime nextdoor went nuts!
If you take an oriental person and spin him around....does he become disorientated? (just a joke no racism intended)
do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry?
why is the man who invests your money called a "broker"
do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What "hair colour" do they put on bald mens licencse?
I was thinking the other day that the older we get the more we read the bible...then it dawned on me, we are cramming for our final
Mother feed thier babies with little forks and spoons....do the chinese use toothpicks?
Why do they put criminals pictures in the post office...are we supposed to write them....why don't they put thier pictures on the stamps and then the mailmen can look for them?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zig-zag?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
Ever notice no-one says "it's only a game" when thier team is winning!
Hope a few ppl got at least one or two laughs.....Have a Good night all....Doug