Friday Fun
C'mon Hillbilly and the others, your turn now. Hi Grahame!!
Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"
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> 20) The cucumber has left the salad.
> 19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
> 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
> 17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
> 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
> 15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
> 14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
> 13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
> 12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
> 11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
> 10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
> 9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
> 8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
> 7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
> 6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
> 5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
> 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
> 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
> 2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
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> AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
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> 1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
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