Someday I'd like to read this in the news
I got fed up with the negativity of some posters. I will just dream of a better time for my country. Someday I will open the newspaper and find this:
(I can dream, can’t I?)
5 MIN BLACKOUT IN SANTO DOMINGO.
President calls for immediate investigation, CDE Director fired.
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TO EXPORT TECHNOLOGY
Agreement with Japan has been reached.
CONGRESS APPROVES NEW PUNISHMENT IN CONVICTIONS FOR CORRUPTION
Drawing and quartering for corrupt government officials.
DR BEATS CHINA IN WOMEN’S GYMNASTICS
STUDY FINDS DR HAS LOWER RATE OF DEATH IN TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
Country follows Sweden in car accidents per year.
THE LAST ILLITERATE DOMINICAN
Blind, armless deaf-mute last illiterate person in DR
THE HIPOLITO’S MEMOIRS
“Yes, I am an idiot”
DR TO RESTRICT INMIGRATION
UE and US citizens now face strict immigration policies after the last wave of immigrants looking for higher wages.
MRS. MANNERS SECTION:
How should we call the President’s husband?
And…
BALAGUER CELEBRATES 115 BIRTHDAY
(there's always the bad news)
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