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Originally Posted by MaryS
Subject: Most Functional Word
Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others don't know the difference between **** and Shinola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s,
There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall into a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
**** happens.
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