So, I guess shaving my armpits and pubic hair is considered gay, too? I'm in trouble then.
Next they'll equate the car you drive with manhood or lack of it.
Saab, Volvo, Fiat = gay
Jeepetón and F150s = muy mucho very macho. Muy, pero que muy macho!
Food - Burgers = macho; fruits for breakfast = gay
Drinks - Brugal = macho; water = gay
Footwear - Boots = gay; laced-up shoes = macho
Lefthandedness = gay
Republican/anti-commie = macho
Jay Leno fan = macho; Stephen Colbert fan = gay
Church-going = macho; gardening/exercising = gay
Windows PC = MACHO; Mac addicts = gay
Football = macho; fútbol = gay
Man-oh-man!... here's hoping she never finds out
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