Nicely done, Miguel.
I do admire your patience and perseverance.
But:
You're preaching to the brain.
That is defunct once the hormone roller coaster sets in.
(He's different, you know....)
You'd have to wait until the 'black rod craze' dies down.
But by then, the damage has been done, the money changed hands... and that's what the sankies live on.
Let the business (informal sector) go on....
m'frog