[Snuffy]

You new male expats coming here...we have to have a talk. It has occurred to me and my buddies that you guys need to learn a few lessons before you go and do something stupid. So let me lay down some rules for you and my friends can jump in when they like.

1. You got the money.

2. There are tons of women here.

3. They will date you if you treat them nice and show them a good time.

4. You don't have to pay their bills or buy them whatever they ask for.

5. If they start telling you a sob story about money, you got a skunk in
the house and you need to get rid of it like "BYE BYE".

6. If they ask for money say "BYE BYE".

7. If they say buy me this say "BYE BYE".

8. Move to next woman. There are tons of them...right. You are no longer desparate. You are a gentleman, a nice person, and these women like that. Now you may think you are not attractive, but I swear there are many women here who will love you for being a nice and responsible husband if it ever gets to that point. So don't think of yourself as being unattarctive or to old. You are fine the way you are.

9. Don't fall in love with the first one that gives you attention. Stay single and meet lots of women and enjoy life...no responsibility...just soaking in a hot tub with a very cold beer and a very hot woman. Enjoy it.

10. Use your instinct and believe it when it says...this one is a skunk.