So I´ve decided to become a Sanky....
That´s right after much research - going around the beaches of the countries, I have found a niche market which I can take over. I have noticed that there are no white sankies, so I´ve decided I will take charge and become the first white Sanky Panky - I shall be known as Sanky Blanky!!! I figure I have all the skills necessary, I love to play on the beach, I love women, I am good looking, I am a good actor, I can come up with cheezy pick-up lines and compliments in the blink of an eye, I speak most of the required languages Spanish, English, French and Italian, which should make it easy for me to get a job at a resort. I am having a little trouble with the hairstyle, as I have straight hair, how should I go about getting that sanky style? Bleach my hair and get a perm? Please, any help would be greatly appreciated in getting this semi-gringo going on the road to Sanky Succes, and hopefully taking it to new hights!
P.S During my research I also noticed a lack of Asian and Indian Sankies, so if there´s any of you out there, that always wanted to become an international lady´s man, go for it! There´s a gold mine out there!!!
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