Hahahahaha!!! you got sankified (sic?) in Mexico by a Dominican sankie, hahahahaha!!!!
Since your goal was to be sankified, why not with a Mexican sankie? I'd say this one's a really low wattage bulb.
To quote Miguel, "Where do they find these people? ... insanity"
P.S. Welcome to DR1 and keep posting ...
thanks for the laugh.