OUR property is not for rent (& even if it were, it is not quite big enough for your requirements) so I am not breaking any Forum rules by saying "If I hear of anything I will be in immediate touch with you. Boca a boca, face to face & friend to friend"!!
Don't move TOO far away as I don't want to be in a position of missing your sarcastic (almost British) humour!!

~ Grahame.