young married woman
A young married woman goes to the doctor and has her first gynecological examination. The Doctor is impressed with her large vaginal opening, so much so, that he brings in his colleagues, as well as, all his nurses to also have a look.
The woman returns home, confused and curious. Determined to see for herself what all the fuss was about, she takes down a large, full length mirror and puts it in the middle of the living room floor. She then takes off her clothes and proceeds to stand on the mirror... just then her husband walks in and asks what in the world is she doing.
Embarrassed, she answers, "I'm ice skating."
"Oh", says the husband, "Well, watch out for that big hole."
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