[paddy]

A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the man behind
the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is.
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That's about 120 miles from here.'

"Oh? Why's that? Is that where the job's at?"

"No sir, that's where the end of the line is!!"