Oops!!!

[frank recktenwald]

Ole was hunting geese up in the slough. He leaned
the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind
to take a leak. As luck would have it, the foolish
dog knocks the gun over, it goes off and Ole took
most of an ounce of # 4 shot in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital
bed he comes to, and there is his doctor, Sven.

"Vell, Ole, I got some goot news and some bat
news. Da goot news is dat you are going to be OK.
Da damage vas local to your groin. Dere vas very
little internal damage, and ve vere able to remove
all of da shot."

"Vhat's the bat news?," asks Ole.

"Da bat news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to
have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Vell, I guess dat isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is
your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in
the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra. She's going to
teach you vhere to put your fingers so you don't
pee in your eye."

[Derfish]

Oh ok!