I finally did it!

[mkohn]

EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS

1.. You - Off my planet.

2.. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? .

3.. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. .

4.. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. .

5.. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be? .

6.. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. .

7.. Allow me to introduce my selves. .

8.. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. .

[mkohn]

9.. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. .

10.. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up. .

11.. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. .

12.. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't sleeping. .

13.. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. .

15.. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? .

16.. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing. .

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17.. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? .

18.. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? .

19.. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my job is done here. .

20.. Earth is full. Go home. .

21.. Is it time for your medication or mine? .

22.. How do I set a laser printer to stun? .

23.. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. .

respectfully sumbitted for your approval...
mk

[richard]

Really funny. Thank you.