"Perfect" Christmas
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After
a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple were driving their perfect car (Mercedes) along a winding road, when
they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a
huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve
of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the
survivor?
Scroll down for the answer.
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
Women : stop reading here, because that is the end of the joke.
Men : keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another
point: women never listen either. You were told to stop scrolling!!
HB, from Mame who sends her love
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