Confucius Say...
1. Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
2. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
3. Fly who rest on toilet seat, get ****ed off!
4. Girl who douche with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.
5. He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
6. Man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails.
7. Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
8. House without toilet is uncanny.
9. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
10. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
11. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
12. Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat
house
13. Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
14. Secretary not permanent till screwed on desk.
15. Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
16. War never determine who right, just who's left.
17. A bird in hand make hard to blow nose.
18. It take square ass to **** brick.
19. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
20. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
21. It is good for girl to meet boy in park,
but better for boy to park meat in girl!
22. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
23. Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.
25. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
26. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
27. Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
28. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
29. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
30. Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
31. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
32. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
33. Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
34. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
35. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
36. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
37. Man who kisses girls' behind, gets crack in face.
38. Passionate kiss like spider web - - lead to undoing of fly.
39. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
40. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
41. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
42. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
43. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is ******* nuts.
44. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to
Bangkok.
45. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
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