Speech Impediment

[itravel]

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting upset, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.

"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's back end, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to thee her run!"