Fair is fair.....
One day, while God was looking into
the Garden of Eden, he noticed Eve
skinny-dipping in the river....
"Damn!! I'll NEVER be able to get
THAT smell out of the fish!!"
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
"Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and
wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash
up as far as possible."
"Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!!!"
HB
And....
