"The JOSEITO Poem"

Larry · #1 02-28-2003, 11:17 PM

Joseito,Joseito
Que pobrecito
His brain is the size of a mosquito
It takes all of his wit
To type liberal ****
While his mom cooks him up a burrito

He says he loves Hatians
Because they're oppressed
He even calls them his brothers
But the fact remains
That his undies have stains
And his computers not his but his mothers

Joseito, my friend
You just cant comprehend
That George Bush is one heck of a leader
Instead you call Indie
Whos not very friendly
Then read the comics and play with your peter.

Larry Dice Clay
(***Coming soon***--The NATHAN
poem.)

mainer · #2 03-01-2003, 09:43 AM

Larry, You are quite a poet

suarezn · #3 03-01-2003, 10:53 AM

Speaking off dice clay

Larry, Larry...quite contrary...
Shave that azz, it's so damn hairy

hehehe

joseíto · #4 03-01-2003, 12:46 PM

I like what you wrote.

-Joseíto

Musicqueen · #5 03-01-2003, 04:32 PM

NO, NO, NO...Joseito...your caving in to all the criticism!!! I expected a much better reply!!!

Please, what have you guys done to my Joseito??? Er, I mean...to MamIndie's Joseito?

I want him back!!!

RandyE · #6 03-01-2003, 09:08 PM

I wonder if Rob could attache this poem to his tag line...better yet, make it a sticky!

debs · #7 03-01-2003, 09:46 PM

I think Larry has a l'il too much time on his hands.

Thankfully we have people like Joseíto around here that aren't afraid to share an opinion that differs from our little "DR1 in crowd".

Chirimoya · #8 03-02-2003, 09:36 AM

I agree with debs and MQ. I think they can't stand the fact that the girlies like him. He has a brain and a sense of humour, he is not afraid to laugh at himself -- and women like that!

Chiri

Criss Colon · #9 03-02-2003, 12:14 PM

There was a guy called "Joseito"!
All he did was play with his "Meato"
He "choked it and "Beat" it.
He then tried to "Eat" it.
The girls gave him an "Incompleto"!
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joseíto · #10 03-03-2003, 01:49 AM

Your attacks are of the pre-emptive kind. You've found out that my sexy looks--bedroom eyes, kissable lips--are about to grace the pages of the DR1 gallery shortly.

Yes, that's correct: Joseíto, the last of the red-hot Latin lovers, and the ONLY man to have cried in public for the love of a woman, will make a rare and long-anticipated appearance.

-Joseíto
viejo, pobre, prieto, flaco y feo

The following poem is not of Nerudian quality, nor is it a Dylan Thomas, a Sylvia Plath or Robert Frost, but it fits Larry(I hate D.R.):

Old Larry Hubbard
Went up to the cupboard
To get his dog a bone

When he bent over
Rover drove him
And showed him: He had a bone of his own