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Old 03-04-2003, 03:55 PM
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Three men, an Italian, a French and a Dominican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the Dominican:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?".....
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:40 PM
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Thanks for the laugh Techie. I needed that.
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Old 03-05-2003, 10:10 AM
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Ha! Too funny...
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Old 03-05-2003, 12:06 PM
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hee hee - being sent to all my friends.
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Old 03-05-2003, 12:50 PM
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HA HA!!!! sounds like someone I am very close to.
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