GWB/SH debate

[Petaka]

From:The Guardian


Tony Blair, moderator: Welcome to the first televised debate between George W Bush and Saddam Hussein, live from United Nations headquarters in New York. We will begin with a brief opening statement from each of you.
Bush: First of all I would just like to welcome my evil friend to the UN, one of the great American institutions for the propulsion of freedom throughout the world.

Saddam: Thank you, Great Satan. I hope that in today's debate we may find some common ground between the Iraqi people's commitment to peace and human progress and America's desire to destroy the Middle East.

Bush: Do I answer that?

Blair: No. The first question is quite simply this: do you have any links with al-Qaida?

Bush: I do not.

Blair: The question is for President Saddam.

Saddam: As I told Mr Tony Benn clearly and simply, if I had links with al-Qaida and I enjoyed those links then I would not be ashamed to tell the world, but since I am ashamed to tell the world of this, it follows that I have no such links.

Bush: Neither do I.

Blair: The second question is for Mr Bush. Mr Bush, if America and Iraq were to go to war tomorrow, who would win?

Bush: That's easy. America, right?

Saddam: Even I knew that one.

[joseíto]

Fun stuff, Petaka. Let's hope you don't get 'black-listed', too. And, by the way, this is the best part:

Bush: That's because the great United American States of America are on the side of rightliness and Americanity, against an evil Axis of Evil made up of Iraq, North Korea and... how many are in an axis? Three?

Blair: I think you're allowed as many as you like.

Bush: OK, Iraq, North Korea and France.

Saddam: I will tell you frankly and directly that Iraq is not part of any Axis of Evil.

Bush: Who am I thinking of then? Irania?




-Joseíto

[Criss Colon]

Petaka's humorous story "pokes fun" at both sides of the issue,and it is funny,something that your posts lack in both catagories!

"Joseito,you are not,and never have been "Black Listed" here,because there is no "Black List"!

The list that you are on begins with an "S",not a "B"!

I am reminded of the old "Saw","Be careful what you wish for,you might get it"! Keep that in mind!

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[joseíto]

All I did was go to the link Petaka provided and copy/paste the rest of the story. It's all there; go check it out.

-Joseíto

[Pib]

Blair: The final question is for George Bush. Mr President, is there any way that Saddam Hussein can avoid war, and what steps must he now take in order to reach a negotiated solution?

Bush: Listen to me. It's very simple. First Saddam must compile 200% with the UN inspectorers, and I mean activated compilation, not passivist compilation. Second, he must disarm fully, in keeping with UN revelation 1441 and the next one coming, 1441B, which will require him to disarm even more fully that. Then he must destroy all Samoud missiles and any other weapons of mass destruction he is found, or not found, to be possessive of, without being asked. Finally, there is one more task he must perform, which I am not at liberty to revulge. And even that will not be enough.

Blair: The translator would like to take your answer home with him and work on it over the weekend.

I like made up words.

[joseíto]

We have something in common; I just love made-up words, too. They usually send a sublimanable message that often gets misunderestimated.

-Joseíto

[Petaka]

I posted the link and turned off my computer. heh. I turned it back on this morning by remote control. heh. ......I've checked around but I don't see a lot of collateral damage so I guess I can proceed with caution. heh