Lol
A college professor was doing a study - Testing the senses of first
> graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children
> the
> same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, & asked them to identify
> them
> by color and flavor.
>
> Red.........................cherry
> Yellow.......................lemon
> Green........................lime
> Orange....................orange
>
> Finally, the professor gave them all a Honey Lifesaver. After
> eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the
> taste.
>
>
> "Well," he said "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother may
> sometimes call your father."
>
> One little girl looked up in horror, spits hers out & yelled,
> "Everybody!!!!!! Spit them out...they're assholes!"
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