Worlds thinnest books...

[Escott]

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev.Jesse Jackson

[rafael]

You forgot a few.

1-Great Italian war heros, could be french as well

2-Jewish sports legends, I am pretty sure that one was in an "airplane" movie way back when


3-"Dominican guide for audiophiles"

4-"Sanky romance success stories"
soon to be released. . . . .someday. . . . .if we can get an author.

5-"The DR1 guide to political correctness"
by Chris Colon and Golo

6-"surefire techniques for Oscar winning performances" By the William Shatner foundation for overacting

7" "boy band songs that changed the world"

8-The big book of Colmados that don't play their music too loud"

9-"Rules of The Road" a guidebook to Motor vehicle laws in the DR

10-"East German, super model, swimsuit edition"

[Criss Colon]

How about some things you never hear people say in the Dominican Republic?

"Mom,you need to put more salt in the food !"
"This "jugo" needs more sugar!"
"Bring me a "Presidente",but not too cold!"
"Will you still respect me if I have sex with you?"
"The government project came in on time,and under-budget!"
"Everyone came early!"
"Would you like me to loan you some money?"
"Turn down that radio!"
"Lets go home now,we have to get up early for work tomorrow!"
"There is still some left,but you better buy some on the way home so we don't run out!"
"I don't want the shrimp,would you like to share a bowl of pasta?"
"Why should we buy a new "Jeepeta" our old car is just fine!"
Just a few that come to my mind! CRIS COLON

[bob saunders]

[quote]Originally posted by rafael
[b]You forgot a few.

1

2-Jewish sports legends, I am pretty sure that one was in an "airplane" movie way back when

http://www.jewishsports.org/html/the_names_a-m.html

[mobrouser]

bob, believe me, i understand the point of your link. it's just a shame that the very first name on that list should be Marv Albert.

mob

[chicker]

Broadcasting.

Yesss!!!!

SLM

[rafael]

Bob, I hope you weren't offended by my posting that. It was from a very OLD Airplane movie. I remember thinking, OK, Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax. . . . . . . . . . . . .Uhmmmm. . . . . .Ok. Never would have thought about Marv Albert or Art Shamsky!

They could have done that joke with pretty much any nationality and I would have probably had a tough time of thinking of enough athletes. Hmmm. . . .Italian sports legends. . . . . .Joe Torre, Phil Rizzuto.. . . . . . . .Joe Dimmagio.

Polish? Carl Yastremski.. . . . . . . . ..Greg Luzinsky?

Maybe I need to watch more sports!!!

As far as Dominican sports legends as long as we talk baseball, we are ok.