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Old 03-24-2003, 09:14 AM
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Default Just a Monday Giggler

Joining The Circus

A man told the ringmaster that he was
interested in joining the circus as a
lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he
had any experience

The man said, "Why, yes. My father was
one of the most famous lion tamers in
the world, and he taught me everything
he knew."

"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he
teach you how to make a lion jump through
a flaming hoop?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And did he teach you how to have six
lions form a pyramid?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And have you ever stuck your head in
a lion's mouth?"

"Just once," the man replied.

The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"

The man said, "I was looking for my father."


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