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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to
Trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 40 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced
of her own beauty.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.
Between 51 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war - haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia, very wide and
borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 71 and 75, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 75, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone
knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 12 and 92 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick
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