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  1. 10-21-2003, 05:43 PM #1
    Escott
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    Default Redneck Joke

    Best redneck story ever

    A big old redneck walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.

    What are you so happy about?" asks the bar man.

    "Well, I'll tell you," he replies. "You know I live by the railroad tracks.

    Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the
    tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her
    back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We
    made
    love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes
    her on top!"

    "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky slob. Was she pretty?"

    "Dunno....never found her head....."
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  2. 10-21-2003, 06:24 PM #2
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    eeeewwwwwwwww
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  3. 10-21-2003, 07:20 PM #3
    Hillbilly
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    Default Sort of like the old Josh White song

    Black Girl or Georgia Pines.

    Black girl Black girl
    Why are you so sad

    My husband was a railroad man
    killed about a mile and a half from here

    His haid was found neath the driver wheels
    and his body has never been found

    HB
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