Cris Colon and Viagra

[AtlantaBob]

Cris' wife ask him if he would like some breakfast. "I can fix you some bacon and eggs, coffee and slice up some papaya or maybe a grapefruit?" "No thanks", says Cris, "This Viagra has kind of taken away my appetite. Maybe later."

At noon Cris' pretty young wife says, "How about lunch? I can fix you a nice club sandwich or heat up some of that arroz con pollo with a nice fruit salad on the side." Again Cris says that the Viagra has made him lose his appetite. "I don't really feel like eating right now."

It's now supper time and Cris' wife says "How about a nice big juicy Delmonico steak with a baked potato with sour cream and butter, and a nice caesar's salad. Maybe for desert, a lemon pie?"
"No gracias" says Cris. "This viagra has really knocked the edge off my appetite."

"Well," exclaims his wife "Would you please get off of me, I'm starving!"

[mkohn]

Speakin' of our friend Ccccccc, that baby was supposed to be birthed yesterday. Maybe they named her Viagra... hmmm
Cccccc how is everyone doing?
mk

[PhMB]

Criss is waiting his child birth at the clinic , his wife has big pain , she can't stand it , and cries and cries , Help Me , please help me !!

Criss is very upset and asks if he can do something to help here . the surgeon said , there is a solution , you see this machine , this is a new system , it can transfer part of the pain from the mother to the father , you can relieve her of whatever you can stand !

Ok , says Criss , give me a little bit of his pain . the surgeon regulates the machine to give 10% of the wife's pain to Criss . then the wife cries 10 % less , and Criss laughs , oh that is nothing , please give me more , I am very brave é

the surgeon puts 25 % , the wife is a little bit better , Cris is jubilating , that is nothing , give me more . give me all 100% I am sure I can stand all

the surgeon put the machine at 100% , the wife is completely happy and can stand the full process without any pain , Criss" ego is at the higher , I am the king , Why all this noise about women's pain , that is nothing , I'd have one child every day . I feel nothing , all is fine .

Criss and the family come back at home , and what do they find in the alley ? the postman dead in horrible suffering

sorry for the english mistakes

[Criss Colon]

and I still like it today!!
Babe Kaylee May born on the 3rd!
I don´t use Viagra at home,can´t afford any more kids! CC

[AnnaC]

Well congrats Tom.
Finally I have an answer. I kept asking everyone but no one seemed to know. I just sent you and email asking and then saw your post. Hope Mom and daughter are doing well.

God bless

[mkohn]

Congratulations Cris...
mk

[XanaduRanch]

Baby Kaylee May, now 32 years old, goes to visit her 85 year old father, formerly known as CrissColon of DR1 in Santo Domingo's new 'Guapo de Gurabo' retirement village.

"How are you Dad?" she asks.

"Feeling fine", says Crissco.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young moreno nurses really take care of me."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all. Nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and that's it. I go out like a light."

CCCCCccccccc's daughter is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so much so, that she rushes off to question the head nurse.

"What are you people doing?" she says "I'm told you're giving an 85 year old, Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet.

It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed."

Tom (aka XR)

P.S.
Congratulations my vertically gifted friend!