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Old 04-26-2004, 12:11 PM
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Talking Luscious Apples

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!
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Old 04-26-2004, 04:52 PM
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Default Why do women always have such a problem with the fact

that men want accesable "Apples"!Those "apples" at the top may have priced themselves right out of the market!Soon the "season" will be over,Winter will come,they will shrivel,fall to the ground,and there will be no one around to pick them up!!!!Better to be a part of the game,than to sit on the sidelines and critisize the players!!
Please share THIS with your single female friends over the age of 40! CC
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Old 04-26-2004, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Criss Colon
that men want accesable "Apples"!Those "apples" at the top may have priced themselves right out of the market!Soon the "season" will be over,Winter will come,they will shrivel,fall to the ground,and there will be no one around to pick them up!!!!Better to be a part of the game,than to sit on the sidelines and critisize the players!!
Please share THIS with your single female friends over the age of 40! CC
Touche' Criss
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Old 04-26-2004, 06:14 PM
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Wink Criss, baby

Once again...you missed the point completely...this applies to ALL the apples...no matter what 'season'!

If the little girls you 'hang out' with realized they don't have to settle for second best...you'd be out of luck my friend!
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Old 04-27-2004, 11:45 AM
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Default musicqueen...

I just had this same thing emailed to me a few minutes ago but it had an addition to it .... thought I would share it:

And remember ... Men are like a fine wine.
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LMAO
Marlie
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Old 04-27-2004, 12:05 PM
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Talking Marlie...

That was absolutely great!!
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Old 05-12-2004, 06:41 PM
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Old 05-12-2004, 06:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by marliejaneca
I just had this same thing emailed to me a few minutes ago but it had an addition to it .... thought I would share it:

And remember ... Men are like a fine wine.
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LMAO
Marlie
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Ladybird
Superb,, untouchable
Most of the women replying appear to be "drops". Bad thing for all of us :-(
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by KrackedKris
Most of the women replying appear to be "drops". Bad thing for all of us :-(
Kris.. have you read any of the posts by men on this site??? If so, take a look in the mirror!
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