To CC and the rest of the "Boys"...

[Musicqueen]

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY! ALL ARE WELCOME!


Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty,
each course will accept a maximum of eight
participants each. Sign up early and get a discount
on registration.

1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with
slide presentation.

2. TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.

3: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE
FLOOR. Practicing with hamper. Pictures and
graphics.

4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY
LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES? Debate among panel of experts.

5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Help line and support groups.

6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING
IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE
DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum.

7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL
TO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation.

8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real-life
testimonial from the one man who did.

9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE
PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation.

10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR
MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE. Online class and role playing.

11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation
exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE
LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG
ALL THE TIME. Individual counselors available

[BrothaNature]

Hmm, I have met a few women in my life who could use some of these "courses" (in additon to Reciprocity 101 ). But you know what, you got that!

[pati]

Another good one from MQ.

[DRgirlatheart]

AMEN, sister, AMEN!

[Criss Colon]

Title: It's OK to give your partner a "Blow Job",when you don't want to have intercourse,or during your "Period"!!!!!!!
Dominican women don't NEED this course!! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Or ANYTIME for that matter!

Studies of men who frequent prostitutes show that they want,#1,"Oral Sex"
#2.,"Anal Sex"!

SOOOOOOOOO ladies,"Pucker-Up',and then make like a "Doggie"!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Larry]

Title: Having sex with your male partner is not a way to reward him for being "good" and withholding sex is not a way to punish your partner for being "bad". Your ***** is not supposed to be used as a weapon.

Again, Dominican women do not need to take this course.

Larry

[Forbeca]

I don't know Larry, sounds like these typical dominican women are so on the money on everything. Pity, that with all that knowledge and insight they still haven't come up with a good plan to keep their man or (the father of their children)

Originally Posted by Larry

Title: Having sex with your male partner is not a way to reward him for being "good" and withholding sex is not a way to punish your partner for being "bad". Your ***** is not supposed to be used as a weapon.

Again, Dominican women do not need to take this course.

Larry

[BrothaNature]

Due to great demand we decided on opening a seminar for certain women who need a clue. Guest speakers are Dr. Laura and Micheal Baisden. Other speakers TBA.

1. If It Aint Broke, Don't Fix It: Appreciate the man who accepts you for you, and learn techniques to avoid habits of thinking you can chang him. Speaker TBA.

2. Money, Power, Respect: Shedding the "Superwoman" mentality. Understanding having a degree and/or being "sucessful" and maintaning a relationship as two different roles. Speaker: Micheal Baisden.

3. Weight A Minute: Debating the aged old question "Am I fat?" to find what value, if any, it plays in a sucessful relationship. Speaker TBA

4. It's a We Thing: For women who want to be treated as 'equals', but think things MUST go thier way in a relationship. Speaker: Micheal Baisden

5. Friends and Lovers: Keeping the gossip, 'news', and updates your friends WANT to hear apart from the communication you and your lover have w/ each other. Your man really does'nt care about who's sleeping w/ who anyhow. Speaker: Dr. Laura

6. Emergency Rations: Does w/ holding sex influince a man's behavior in the New Millennium? Learn what could happen when women use sex to control thier men. Speaker: Micheal Baisden

7. Revenge of the Nerds: A historical look at women who've chased after men they once considered "losers", after:
A) discovering his accomplishments
B) they have been 'played' by the so called, perceived Alpha Male(s)
C) seeing him w/ a woman prettier than her
D) A srting of bad luck
E) All Of The Above
Speaker: Dr. Laura

8. The Lonely Planet: Is your man really bad, or is your friend just jealous? Take the an "R.Q." test to discover if you or your friends (or family) suffer from BLS, Bitter and Lonely Syndrome, a habit that affects persons (mostly seen in single women) who try every and anything to destroy a budding relationship. Speaker: Dr Luara

9. Turning the Hands of Time: Understanding the value to vent, and learning how to LET A RESOLVED ISSUE REMAIN WHERE THEY BELONG..IN THE PAST..
Speakers: Dr. Laura and Micheal Baisden

10. Valentines Day: A look back on the myths and legends of Feburary 14th. A critical take on how society has capitolized on this event, and why women are the easier marketing target. Speaker: Chris Rock

[hollywood north]

Brothanature - loved your reply!
I DESPISE the male bashing krap I receive, via e-mail, usually on a daily basis, and it is deleted as fast as it is received. BUT is IS what keeps the man-haters at home w/their cats and knitting so that those of us that like 'em can get 'em!!!

[Forbeca]

Retaliation is the name of the game. Nothing to do with hating males, etc.
IMHO. Never ending issue, I agree, but, such is life.