Thought For The Day!
Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..."
is about to insult you.
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Marriage is like taking a hot bath.
After you've been in it for a while... it isn't so
hot.
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THOUGHTS FROM A MAN
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and
the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and
the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
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