Hormone Warning
THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when
all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS:...........What's for dinner?
SAFER: ................Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: .............Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: ..........Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: ....... ..Are you wearing that?
SAFER: ................Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST:..............WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE:...........Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: ............What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: ...............Could we be over reacting?
SAFEST:..............Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: ............Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: ..........Should you be eating that?
SAFER: ..............You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: .............Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: ..........Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: ............What did you do all day?
SAFER: ..............I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: .............I've always loved you in that robe!
*BONUS*
ULTRASAFE: ..........Have some more chocolate.
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good
Laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks....But
Chocolate sings!!
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