 |
|
|
|
|
If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above.
You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed.
To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
|
05-04-2004, 09:19 PM
|
|
Silver
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 237
(10)
|
|
Most Functional Word
Subject: Most Functional Word
Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others don't know the difference between **** and Shinola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s,
There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall into a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
**** happens.
|
05-04-2004, 09:21 PM
|
|
Silver
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 469
(30)
|
|
How true, ****!!!
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MaryS
Subject: Most Functional Word
Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others don't know the difference between **** and Shinola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s,
There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall into a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
**** happens.
|
|
05-04-2004, 09:43 PM
|
|
Moderator
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 9,979
(186)
|
|
If you hit the great big button on the left instead of the little one on right you don't have to quote the whole thing all over again.
Now don't take it the wrong way. I was thinking you and many others didn't know that. 
Cute joke Mary. That's a lot of **** coming from such a sweet lady. LOL |
05-04-2004, 09:51 PM
|
|
Bronze
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 74
(10)
|
|
Yeah Mary.....
|
05-04-2004, 09:55 PM
|
|
Silver
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 469
(30)
|
|
Thanks Anna
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Anna Coniglio
Now don't take it the wrong way.
|
Now that really made me laugh (and yes I understand where you are coming from)  I will remember for next time!
|
05-04-2004, 09:55 PM
|
|
Silver
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 330
(10)
|
|
Holy ****!!! Well, I really don't give a****, do you? This thread is a lot of **** if you ask me....
|
05-04-2004, 10:08 PM
|
|
Silver
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 237
(10)
|
|
Why, thanks Anna,
Does that mean I have sweet ****?  |
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
|
|
|
