 |
|
|
|
|
If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above.
You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed.
To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
|
05-26-2004, 04:56 PM
|
|
Bronze
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3
(10)
|
|
How women shop for husbands
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you had to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs an love kids. "The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and help with
the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very
tempting." But there was another floor, so further
up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think
what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the
fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty
and exists only to prove that women are f * cking
impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs."
|
05-26-2004, 04:59 PM
|
|
The Way Life Should Be...
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,140
(26)
|
|
Milk came out my nose. Love this one!
|
05-26-2004, 05:08 PM
|
|
Bronze
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 82
(10)
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Angelo
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you had to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs an love kids. "The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and help with
the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very
tempting." But there was another floor, so further
up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think
what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the
fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty
and exists only to prove that women are f * cking
impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs."
|
HAHAHA, oooh geez, I m going to save it
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
|
|
|
