The Lion Tamer

[AtlantaBob]

A lion tamer at a circus was interviewing two prospective candidates for the position of assistant lion tamer. One candidate was a nice looking young lady and the other an older man. "I must warn you" states the lion tamer, "this lion is really ferocious and dangerous. As you may know, this lion attacked and killed my last assistant. For the purpose of the interview you will have to enter the lion cage. You will only have this whip, chair and a gun with you. Ma'm, you will go first." The lady enters the cage and immediately the lion begins to charge her. She quickly throws down the whip, the chair and the gun, and opens up her overcoat revealing a completely naked body! The lion screeches to a halt half way to her and then slowly approaches the lady naked lady and begins to lick her feet. The lion then licks her ankles, then her calves, her knees. He proceeds upward and licks her thighs. He proceeds even further with his licking and reaches her....well, let's just say he licked her all over! The lion tamer looks over at the other candidate with a smile and says, "Can you top that?!" "I think I can..." says the man, "if you can get the lion away".