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Old 06-05-2004, 11:37 AM
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brian richards Level 1 (10)
Default The lion tamer

There was a lion tamer whos grand finale was to open the lions mouth unzip himself and place it in the lions mouth. Then he would produce a club and hit it on the head as hard as he could. after he had finished he would zip himself back up and turn to his audience and offer a challange of 10,000 dollars to anybody brave enough to do it. Nobody ever took him up on the challenge.

But then one night he did the same, and a dear little old lady from the back shouts out I will Do it.

You, said the lion tamer

Yes she says, as long as you don`t hit me on the head as hard as you do the lions.
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