Magic Sandals

[Wannago]

An older married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They
were touring around the marketplace looking at the
goods and such when they passed this small sandal
shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say, "Yo! Come in.
Come into my humble shop! " So the married couple
walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex. "

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he
was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals
make you into a sexfreak? "The Jamaican replied,
"Just try dem on, Mon."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as
he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes. . . something his wife hadn't seen in many
years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
and grabbed a firm hold of he Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM
ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG
FEET! !"