Offer of help to our Canadian Sankie Lovers

[Escott]

Good Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sankies

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
(without costing you something)

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
(and the poor bugger wont complain)

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
(Althought this didn't stop you from finding your Dominican God)

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
(But you will anyway)

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.
(Man how these Sankies must dream of others when with you)

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
(and wont have to pay for anymore operations of long dead grandmas)

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
(Hell you like everything you get so this doesn't really count)

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
(But it is him that is usually moaning and groaning "Mami, I need more money)

2) Less guilt the morning after.
(And more self respect)

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
(Instead of one at a time)

[purplebunniern]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[DRgirlatheart]

Hey, Scott!

Why are you just picking on Canadians? I mean, really! It's not our fault we are so susceptible to the hot Dominican sons (oops, I mean SUN). We only go down to the DR for survival purposes. Otherwise, we would all freeze up here in the North country, living in our igloos, etc. (HEAVY sarcasm, for those of you who don't recognize it)

Regards.

[Escott]

Have you ever noticed that most of the Sankie stories are by Canadian women? Maybe it is just me. I think I see a Canadian woman behind every bush! LOL No pun intended.

[Music]

Scott,

I'm with DRgirlatheart please don't state Canadian woman because we are not all the same. I saw the subject for your thread and thought oh no again lol! I know a lot of the Sankie stories are by Canadian woman I've read them too geeez I tell ya will they give it up already. I swear they must be from a place far away from me heee.
I"m forming a group, " Anti Sankie loving Canadian Women's Group LOL !!! Someone has to take a stand for the rest of us LOL!

[Escott]

Is that a new age support group?

I like Canadian women. People think I don't but I really do. I think everyone should have one!

[Music]

LOL you crack me up Escott!!!