Lifesavers
Lifesavers.........
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say;
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon",
"Green................lime",
"Orange..............orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue; it's what your mother may call your father at times."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're @ssholes"!!
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