muslim joke

[AZB]

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he
sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over
and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog
and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the
scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can
read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life
of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New
Yorker!" "Oh
then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American
saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not
an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The
man says: - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers
says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

[Daniel W.]

Try some of these Muslim jokes out...

http://www.sharif.org.uk/humour.htm#joke1

Here are some jokes from that crazy Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up for.... Goffaq Yussef!

Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time.
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, 'The Palestinians'? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on. After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart. The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks at the other, wipes his brow and says, "Thank God! Must have been a dud!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"


Dr. Dan (Italy)

[JimB]

sick, racist and tasteless.

[bob saunders]

Originally Posted by JimB

sick, racist and tasteless.

yea, and your point

[Daniel W.]

Sorry guys... The entries below the www.sharif.org.uk jokes really should be removed, as they don't belong here.

Daniel W.

[Escott]

I thought they were fun to read... That is why the call this the clown bin. They all had that small bit of reality.

[ftkid]

Originally Posted by Escott

I thought they were fun to read... That is why the call this the clown bin. They all had that small bit of reality.

yes agree, we have to learn to laugh at our selfs and each other, now adays your called racist, NOT at all, its all homour and fun, lets relax and enjoy good fun