the mexican
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing
home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they have to
put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they come to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this might be the wrong
place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,"
grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85-years old.
He hasn't played the violin in 20 years,....... and everyone still calls
him 'Maestro'!
And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing
medicine for 25 years,...... and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!
And me, I haven't had sex in 39 years,..... and they still call me "The
F---ing Mexican"
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