OK, I have a better joke than Ricardo...

[Larry]

People are afraid to eat beef because of a sudden spike in Mad Cow Disease cases. However, a man decides he wants a steak. He and his wife go to a restaurant....


Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Man: I'll have a steak.

Waiter: But sir, what about the mad cow?

Man: (gesturing to his wife) Oh, she will have the chicken.

Larry

[Chirimoya]

Old as the hills, but still funny.

A variation:

Margaret Thatcher and her (all-male) cabinet of ministers go out for a meal.
Waiter: may I take your order, madam?
Mrs T: I'll have a large steak, medium rare.
Waiter: ...and what about the vegetables?
Mrs T: Oh, they'll have the same as me.


(c) Spitting Image circa 1984.

Oh noooo! Post no. 2000! How sad is that?