terms of the deal

[AlaninDR]

Guy walks into a Dominican bar and notices the best looking woman there is obviously not a player (she's probably from Santiago). But this is DR so it never hurts to ask. He asks if she will have sex with him all night his way for $100. She says of course not. She's a real looker so he asks again if she will have sex with him all night his way for $500. Again she turns him down. Once more he asks if she will have sex with him his way all night for $1000. After a night of standard sex while waiting to be paid she asks him what "his way" was. He answered "on credit"

[rellosk]

Originally Posted by AlaninDR

Guy walks into a Dominican bar and notices the best looking woman there is obviously not a player (she's probably from Santiago). But this is DR so it never hurts to ask. He asks if she will have sex with him all night his way for $100. She says of course not. She's a real looker so he asks again if she will have sex with him all night his way for $500. Again she turns him down. Once more he asks if she will have sex with him his way all night for $1000. After a night of standard sex while waiting to be paid she asks him what "his way" was. He answered "on credit"

I think you left out the line where she says yes to the $1000.

[AlaninDR]

Originally Posted by rellosk

I think you left out the line where she says yes to the $1000.

Poetic license maybe? I'm not perfect.