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Old 06-08-2005, 04:34 PM
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WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE, WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTIG, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK......



I went to the store the other day.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop, writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said "come on buddy how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi,

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of " Horse ****".

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket, this went on for 20 minutes..

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a crap..."My car was around the corner."

I try to have a little fun each day as a retired senior,

It is important at my age.........
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