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Old 06-15-2005, 01:34 PM
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This just in: Michel Jackson went out last night to celebrate his victory in his celebrated court case. He was said to have bought a twelve year old bottle of scotch and... Ohh wait a minute. that was a Twelve year old and a bottle of scotch....

hear the great thing about a 12 yr old is if you slick their hair back, they look 9!

He went to Walmart because he heard they had little boys pants "half off"

He bought the Kentucky Derby so that he can ride 3 year olds.
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:48 PM
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Similarities between caviar and Michael Jackson?

They both come on little crackers.

Sorry...that was waaaaay over the line...but I was afraid someone would beat me to it...I'll go punish myself now.
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:07 PM
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Lmao!
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Old 06-16-2005, 04:58 PM
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Scandal

Now if Michael had only thought to "go punish himself" he wouldn't have got into this mess in the first place.
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Old 06-16-2005, 08:17 PM
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What did the lady at the beach say to michael jackson?? Hey you, get out of my son!


Where did Micael Jackson go to college?? Brigham Young
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