Presidente

[JDJones]

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Escott. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.


As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."


Escott says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."


Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Presidente.


Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Escott?"


"Steve's wife gave it to me," Escott replies.


"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"


"Well not exactly," Escott says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Presidente you are'."