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06-15-2005, 09:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,592
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dictionary??
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic........................No tits
Average looking............Ugly
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.......On medication
Feminist.......................Fat
Free spirit.....................Junkie
Friendship first..............Former slut
Fun..............................Annoying
New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...............No BJ's
Open-minded................Desperate
Outgoing......................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...................Sloppy drunk
Professional.................Bitch
Voluptuous...................Very Fat
Large frame..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..........Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
How to impress a woman:
* Wine her,
* Dine her;
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man:
* Show up naked. Bring popcorn and beer...don't block the TV
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06-16-2005, 01:19 PM
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Bronze
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 23
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jajaajaja,
very interesting and funny. you really know guys, girls and gay
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Originally Posted by paddy
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic........................No tits
Average looking............Ugly
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.......On medication
Feminist.......................Fat
Free spirit.....................Junkie
Friendship first..............Former slut
Fun..............................Annoying
New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...............No BJ's
Open-minded................Desperate
Outgoing......................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...................Sloppy drunk
Professional.................Bitch
Voluptuous...................Very Fat
Large frame..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..........Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
How to impress a woman:
* Wine her,
* Dine her;
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man:
* Show up naked. Bring popcorn and beer...don't block the TV
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