strange thoughts and musings
1/ If the Police arrested Mr Bean, would they have to tell him he had the right to remain silent?
2/ Ballpoints - Should they be awarded?
3/ If you're born again, can you vote twice?
4/ When a nudist wants to remind himself of something, what does he tie a knot in?
5/ If there is a heaven for atheists, is anybody there?
6/ Clumsiness, is it catching? Or is it dropping?
7/ Why do we say "My alarm clock didn't go off" When it obviously didn't go on.
8/ If women were in charge of nuclear defence, would the missiles be shaped differently?
9/ Why do they have parking spaces for disabled people at skating rinks?
10/ If your goldfish was incontinent, how would you know?
11/ If they have no reflection, how do vampires shave?
12/ Why doesn't superglue stick to the tube?
13/ How did the Phantom of the opera get his huge organ into the sewer?
14/ When sour cream goes bad, how do you tell?
15/ Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other side.
16/ Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
17/ If gay people can't breed, where the hell are they all coming from?
18/ If your name is samsonite, what do you put on your luggage?
19/ I spilt some stain remover on my sleeve the other day, how do I get that out?
20/ If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
21/ Can you use a yo-yo on the moon?
22/ What do you call a male ladybird?
23/ If they tried to change our national anthem would people stand for it?
24/ What did Long John Silver do with his left shoes?
25/ If you were trapped right up to your neck in quicksand and someone threw a brick at your head, would you duck?
26/ Why can't you tickle yourself?
27/ What is occasional furniture the rest of the time?
28/ When you're sitting in the cinema, which armrest is yours?
29/ If supermarkets were less crowded, would more people go to them?
30/ Why is it that wrong numbers are never engaged?
31/ Did the Sioux Indians bother with bald cowboys?
32/ How did Adam keep his fig leaf on?
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