Two Prayers

[Conchman]

FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my feet and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

AMEN.


MALE PRAYER FOR 2005

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme,
but I don't give a sh!t.

AMEN.

[YaniKK]

Originally Posted by Conchman

FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my feet and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

AMEN.


MALE PRAYER FOR 2005

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme,
but I don't give a sh!t.

AMEN.

Conchman, that was hilarious. Didn't really start to laugh outloud till the end.
"Is so true which makes it so funny"